Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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