Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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