I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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