I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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