it wasn't lemon gatorade
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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