He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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