So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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