from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
