Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's always time for handjobs
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
foreskin is a definite game changer
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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