why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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