I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
