Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My balls are so social today.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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