Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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