it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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