Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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