return my video game
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
