Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
FUCK WHALES
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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