I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
