Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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