Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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