I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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