what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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