in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
