mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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