ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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