ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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