But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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