You're so nebulous sometimes
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Randomize
