Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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