She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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