How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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