Do vagina's smell?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
