i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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