"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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