We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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