what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize