Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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