My Higher Power is John Stamos
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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