I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
soo... how was my night?
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