What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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