There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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