My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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