He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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