chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
is it fun? or sober?
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