How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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