people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I did not marry a roomba.
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