I would go down on you faster than GM stock
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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