So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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