When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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