Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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