Dual....:-)
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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