I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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