the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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