Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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