Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
