There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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